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danielkanhai:

my idea of wealth has changed. when i was little i’d dream about living in a giant mansion with like a tennis court and a bowling alley and an indoor swimming pool and all other sorts of sports things i’d never use. now when i fantasize i’m like, “maybe someday i’ll be able to rent a one bedroom apartment and live there alone.”

christmasturbate:

all i require is constant attention and snacks 

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chickenstab:

halloween’s coming early on tumblr


arinschins:

he’s twelve

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nevver:

Speed kills